Anonymous

can we have some prompts wherein person A is a reckless delinquent and person B is just always there to fret over them? :3

shittyaus:

  • you showed up at my place in the middle of the night with bruises and blood and you won’t say what happened so I just lead you into the bathroom and clean you up
  • stop yelling ‘parkour’ when you scale fences and run across the road that’s dangerous and an incredibly inefficient detour so gET BACK HERE
  • your hands ache and your knuckles are bleeding after getting into another dumb fist fight so I’m gonna bandage them and then hold your hand for the whole day
  • I know you won’t get into any fights when I’m with you mainly because you’re scared I’ll get injured and because you know I’ll whoop your ass even worse if you even attempt to
  • “you’re heading out again? it’s two in the morning, at least bring a jacket it’s cold out.”
  • can you not start fretting over me I’m with my friends and you’re clearly ruining my rep, sTOP fixing my hair and no I do not need a bandaid gOD 
  • you may be really reckless and you’re always getting in trouble but I know for sure that every morning you sneak out of bed and go outside to feed the neighbourhood cats

- jo

 



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memesandthings:

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS !

Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

drunk texts:

  • ( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
  • ( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you  for hurting me
  • ( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
  • ( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
  • ( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu

hateful texts:

  • ( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
  • ( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
  • ( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
  • ( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.

misc/random texts:

  • ( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
  • ( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
  • ( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
  • ( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
  • ( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
  • ( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.
 



highschoolhandjobs:

im sorry to everyone who has ever tried to talk to me and then realized my communication skills are equivalent to a stale piece of bread

 



"I do not miss childhood, but I miss the way I took pleasure in small things, even as greater things crumbled. I could not control the world I was in, could not walk away from things or people or moments that hurt, but I took joy in the things that made me happy." 

      — Neil Gaiman (via padshiy)  



The Morning After Sentence Starters 


  •  "Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

  •  "Do you remember anything from last night?"

  •  "Why are you in my bed?"

  •  "I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

  •  "So.. Was it good?"

  •  "Who topped?"

  •  "I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

  •  "I should go."

  •  "This didn't mean anything."

  •  "We shouldn't have done this..."

  •  "Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

  •  "I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

  •  "Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

  •  "Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

  •  "I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

  •  "This stays between us."

  •  "Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

  •  "Are you sneaking out on me?"

  •  "So, how much for last night?"

  •  "Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

  •  "Don't answer it!"

  •  "Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

  •  "We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

  •  "..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

 



 



FUCK sentence starters 

likethcrns:

illxsxons:

“Fuck off.”
“Fuck this.”
“Fuck that.”
“Fuck me.”
“Fuck you.”
“Fuck everything.”
“Let’s fuck.”
“Fucking hell.”
“Fuck.”

 



 



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