Anonymous

❝ Thank you for taking time in your busy life to come in here and get in the way of mine. ❞ (becauseofgansey from Ronan of course)

buffy: the sentence meme  |  accepting
@becauseofgansey

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         oh, y’know how it is                         his words are slurred, one hand braced on the door of his mitsubishi, the other braced on the top as he sways & leans his weight against it– it’s a MIRACLE he got here in one piece, car pristine & perfect, like he’d just pulled it out of his head.    he levels ronan with a dark look, lips pulling into a frown, knuckles turning a DEATHLY shade of white as his fingers tighten around the curves where metal gaps & vinyl begins.   i just like making sure you know i still EXIST..

 



nxtsoordinary

❝Your brain isn’t connected to your mouth, is it?❞ //from Gansey

buffy: the sentence meme  |  accepting
@nxtsoordinary

          brow arches, scoff punching from his lungs as he takes a cigarette from his pack, lighting it & inhaling deep.   it BURNS, menthol soothing his throat as smoke scorches his lungs, throat tightening as he tilts his chin up, silently sizing the other boy up.   he exhales, aiming for gansey’s face with a smirk, heavy - lidded eyes flickering over his form, down yet another hideously colored polo shirt & his chinos, stalling on his appallingly expensive top - siders for a minute before they slide back up, posture relaxing, head cocking as a dirty grin stretches across his lips.

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                            your fashion sense isn’t connected to your MASCULINITY, is it ??

 



OUT OF DRUGS. okay but k is like super proud of his jersey accent ???? bc like he doesn’t ever wanna sound like an ‘uneducated back - woods hick’ even though everyone already thinks he’s trash, he’s just northern trash. it’s also super prominent when he’s high tbh, so like it’s v strong usually, his a’s & his o’s always end up being the most noticeable

 



Halloween Starters! 🍁🍂💀👻🎃 


  •  "So what are you going to be for Halloween?"

  •  "Boo! Did I scare you?"

  •  "You call THAT scary?"

  •  "Eww, that costume is horrible. Change right now."

  •  "Halloween without pumpkins is like Christmas without trees!"

  •  "Worst. Carving. Ever."

  •  "I know, my costume is amazing."

  •  "Your costume is amazing!"

  •  "Why don't we make this party a little scarier by playing truth or dare in the dark?"

  •  "You call that a costume? It's like three tiny pieces of fabric!"

  •  "I can't believe you're going as the same thing! One of us is going to have to change."

  •  "Let's go for pumpkin spice lattes."

  •  "Wanna go costume shopping with me?"

  •  "Wanna go scare some kids?"

  •  "Come on, dress up in it, for me."

  •  "Are those fake vampire teeth in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

  •  "We could ditch this lame party and just make out next to the skeleton."

  •  "Eww! There's pumpkin guts on me!"

  •  "Um, I'm scared. Will you hold my hand?"

  •  "I'm scared."

  •  "No way am I going in there."

  •  "Please go with me! I'll hold your hand the whole time."

  •  "Help me decorate."

  •  "Karaoke anyone?"

  •  "Who wants to do Jell-O shots with me to celebrate?"

 



 



BUFFY → the sentence meme 

daffodxl:

Below you will find quotes taken directly or paraphrased
from the movie 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'. Send in one
of the following to see how my muse reacts:
  • ❝ Seize the moment ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead. ❞
  • ❝ My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t wanna be this good-looking and athletic. We all have our crosses to bear.❞
  • ❝ Out. For. A. Walk…Bitch. ❞
  • ❝ I’ve seen honest faces before. They’re usually attached to liars. ❞
  • ❝ I want to take comfort in you, and I know it will cost me my soul, and a part of me doesn’t care. ❞
  • ❝ And remember, if you hurt her, I’ll beat you to death with a shovel. ❞
  • ❝ To forgive is an act of compassion. It’s not done because people deserve it. ❞
  • ❝ Did your life flash before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea? ❞
  • ❝ If you leave me here alone, I’ll do something evil, like burning something or gluing things together. ❞
  • ❝ You’re really campaigning for ‘Bitch of the Year’ aren’t you? ❞
  • ❝ I’d bite you in a heartbeat. ❞
  • ❝ Look at my poor neck, all tender and exposed. ❞
  • ❝ God! What is your childhood trauma? ❞
  • ❝ I never really liked you anyway, and - and you have stupid hair. ❞
  • ❝ Damn. I never knew you were that cool. ❞
  • ❝ Hey, as long as you don’t go scratching at me or humping my leg, we’re five by five. ❞
  • ❝ You can trust some guys/girls. Really, I’ve read about them. ❞
  • ❝ Thank you for taking time in your busy life to come in here and get in the way of mine. ❞
  • ❝ It’s just like fun, only boring. ❞
  • ❝ Yeah, but I think the whole sucking the life out of people thing would have put a strain on the relationship. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t taunt the fear demon. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll find her/him, wherever she/he is, tie her/him up and torture her/him until she/he likes me again. ❞
  • ❝ I’m fairly certain I said no interruptions. ❞
  • ❝ What are you doing here? Five words or less. ❞
  • ❝ What can I tell you, baby? I’ve always been bad. ❞
  • ❝ I have come to redefine the terms ‘pain’ and 'suffering’ since I fell in love with you. ❞
  • ❝ So you haven’t murdered anyone lately? Let’s be best pals! ❞
  • ❝ Does that make me a sociopath? ❞
  • ❝ Get up. Get out. Get drunk. Repeat as needed. ❞
  • ❝ If I wanted to fight, you could tell by the being dead already. ❞
  • ❝ And you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. ❞
  • ❝ Sorry, was that a bit honest? Terribly sorry. ❞
  • ❝ No, I’m a rebel. You’re an idiot. ❞
  • ❝ Were you born this big a pain in the ass? ❞
  • ❝ There’s no problem that cannot be solved with chocolate. ❞
  • ❝ Darn your sinister attraction! ❞
  • ❝ So, is it better than playing naughty stewardess? ❞
  • ❝ You think I chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is? ❞
  • ❝ It’s alright. I have more scotch. ❞
  • ❝ You have the sweetest smile I’ve ever seen. ❞
  • ❝ Vengeance is what I am. ❞
  • ❝ I love you. I try not to, but I can’t stop. ❞
  • ❝ Please continue the story of failure. ❞
  • ❝ Break me off a switch, son. There’s about to be a whoopin’. ❞
  • ❝ Oh my god, he’s going to do the entire speech. ❞
  • ❝ Your brain isn’t connected to your mouth, is it? ❞
  • ❝ You really need to have every square inch of your ass kicked. ❞
  • ❝ We have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis. ❞
  • ❝ Every person down there is ignoring your pain because they’re too busy with their own. ❞
  • ❝ I violently dislike you. ❞
  • ❝ I  feel like I’m spending all of my time trying to be okay, so they don’t worry. ❞
  • ❝ Is it difficult or time-consuming? ❞
  • ❝ If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight body and make me. ❞
  • ❝ Oh my god! Is this a…date? ❞
 



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