okcupidescapades:

one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear.

he said “i know”

 



sammyantharps:

Under the cut you will find 106 starters that are taken from ‘Pretty Little Liars Season 6 & 7’ Contains fluff, angst etc

Feel free to change pronouns where needed.

Send a   ⛪️  and I’ll generate a number between 1-106

( death mention tw, ableism tw, etc. )

Keep reading

 



text meme: my phone edition 

ofpretenserp:

texts provided by steph’s and my phone

[text]: No way I’ll be able to manage that unfortunately
[text]: Are you sure she wasn’t joking?
[text]: Need to stop jacking it so much
[text]: No, fuck, some asshole blocked me in. Maybe later. 
[text]: You left your keys here, by the way
[text]: Yeah, they’re there now.
[text]: I have to share this with my favorite potato
[text]: That escalated moderately
[text]: Haha, just come over
[text]: What’s happening to you?
[text]: As a poor student, I resent that.
[text]: I don’t remember ever having this conversation
[text]: That’s okay, I’ll just wander around until you get here
[text]: If it looks like a bitch, sounds like a bitch and smells like a bitch…
[text]: I give you my blessing. Marry that dude.
[text]: A baby pointed at me and now I’m offended
[text]: We talked about it at the party last night while you were in the bathroom
[text]: Random question. Do you have guitar hero?
[text]: The kids have arrived…
[text]: He looks like a peanut with hair
[text]: I had a dream you shot me, so I’m mad at you right now
[text]: Oh no, what if I sent you in the wrong direction :(
[text]: Where the fuck are you guys?
[text]: I’m committed to this activity if it happens
[text]: I got an appointment at the doctor’s, let’s hope he knows how to fix this
[text]: WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THE TOMATOES
[text]: I’m taking the cake out of the oven now and then I’m leaving
[text]: are you gonna sleep until tomorrow or what?
[text]: I’m supposed to be doing homework and it’s just not happening right now
[text]: Listen, that’s just natural selection. Accept it.
[text]: 100% am not going to make it on time
[text]: I need to get a sugar daddy, is what I’m saying here
[text]: He has a nice face but that was an INSTANT boner kill
[text]: Whatever, I’m leaving early. Like, really really early.
[text]: You have to admit I’m very pretty for someone this ugly
[text]: basically you only need to have a dog in one of your pictures for me to swipe right on tinder 
[text]: this is not the douche you’re looking for
[text]: Hang out with me instead, because I’m cooler
[text]: Give me antibiotics or give me death
[text]: it expired in 1997… look at your life
[text]: Where did this comically small shotglass come from?
[text]: Imagine: clean dishes. And all you have to do is start the fucking dishwasher

 



tccnagedirtbagarchive

[text]: wtf is the notebook even about?? “if you’re a bird then i’m a bird” ? they’re both humans

text meme  |  accepting
@tccnagedirtbag

[ msg:  lynchalicious ]   u r watching the notebook
[ msg:  lynchalicious ]   what a time 2 be alive
[ msg:  lynchalicious ]   also, it’s a beautiful love story about that dude from drive and regina george
[ msg:  lynchalicious ]   if u cum over i can tell u all about it tbh

 



indefcnsible-blog

[text]: WAS THAT A SEXT

text meme  |  accepting
@indefcnsible

[ msg ]   if it was it was def not meant 4 u
[ msg ]   but hey, that was a good pic so i guess ur welcum ;)))
[ msg ]   oh b4 i forget, who the fuck is this ?

 



angst sentence starters yay 


  •  i have used my satan powers to make another one of these, angst list 2.0

  •  "You're not welcome here anymore."

  •  "Could you tell the truth for once?"

  •  "Don't touch me!"

  •  "I've always hated you."

  •  "Don't go where I can't follow."

  •  "You sicken me."

  •  "Why should I believe you?"

  •  "You're a monster!"

  •  "If you beg I might have mercy on you."

  •  "I will kill you slowly and laugh as I watch the light leave your eyes."

  •  "I thought you loved me."

  •  "Why should I care about you?"

  •  "Get away from me!"

  •  "I have three months to live."

  •  "I don't need your pity."

  •  "No... No! NO! STOP!"

  •  "I will cut you to pieces bit by bit until there's nothing left."

  •  "Go ahead and cry, see if I care."

  •  "I'm dying."

  •  "You have two months to live."

  •  "You don't love me."

  •  "Don't think you can escape me."

  •  "The buyers will go crazy over you."

  •  "I will kill your family and make you watch."

  •  "How could anyone love a monster like me?"

  •  "Are you drunk again?"

  •  "Don't shoot!"

  •  "What am I living for anymore?"

  •  "I can't... not anymore..."

  •  "Pick a god and pray."

  •  "Don't bother screaming, no one can hear you."

  •  "I will do anything for you."

  •  "You killed my family."

  •  "It's all your fault."

  •  "Disgusting."

  •  "Don't forget that I own you."

  •  "I can't breathe."

  •  "You've been crying haven't you?"

  •  "Who could ever love a monster like you?"

  •  "I will bring you unimaginable pain until death comes as a blessing."

  •  "Why didn't you tell me about this?"

 



 



indefcnsible:

vainlla:

TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW).

  • [text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;)
  • [text]: send me pictures
  • [text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?
  • [text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
  • [text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore
  • [wrong number text]: (muse name) has gone out for the night, i’m all alone ;)
  • [wrong number text]: i just don’t know if i love them anymore
  • [wrong number text]: can we forget about last night? don’t tell (muse name) please!
  • [wrong number text]: i fucked her/him aha ;-) told (muse name) it was just a drunk kiss tho
  • [text]: i love you so fucking much
  • [text]: i hate you
  • [drunk text]: UR SUCH A BITCH I H9 U 
  • [text]: i cannot stop thinking about you
  • [text]: i need you. now.
  • [text]: please respond. im so worried about you
  • [text]: last night was so GOOD
  • [text]: what are you wearing? ;)
  • [text]: is he bigger than me?
  • [text]: did you sleep with her ?!
  • [text]: you’re just a slut
  • [drunk text]: yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>!
  • [drunk text]: dont tell (muse name) but theY ARE so hot
  • [drunk text]: im iss youu
  • [text]: bed or floor? ;-)
  • [text]: not to be desperate or anything but im currently home alone and on the verge of jerking myself off to pictures of you. would be better if it was the real you though !
  • [text]: i want you naked.
  • [text]: are you going to the party on saturday?
  • [text]: i want to show you how much i love you
  • [text]: do you hate me?
  • [text]: i’m so sorry
  • [text]: WAS THAT A SEXT
  • [text]: family dinner tomorrow night, and i’m prolly gonna finger you under the table..
  • [text]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off
  • [text]: netflix and chill? 
  • [drunk text]: lveae me alone for 29 minutes !!! jeezss
  • [text]: damn you looked so good today. kinda wanted to bend you over that table you were leaning on lol 
  • [text]: where are you i have something you need to fix (its a boner)
  • [text]: wtf is the notebook even about?? “if you’re a bird then i’m a bird” ? they’re both humans

 



jerseytrcsh:

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          hey - ho, ♡ this for a smol thing !!

 



 



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