First Interaction Starters 


  •  "Can I buy you a drink?"

  •  "I've heard a lot about you"

  •  "Welcome to _____ "

  •  "Can I take your order?"

  •  " _____, you're under arrest"

  •  "Looks like we're room-mates"

  •  "IT Support, how can I help you?"

  •  "Do you know the bride or the groom?"

  •  "Hi, I just moved in next-door"

  •  "Excuse me, is this your dog?"

  •  "Help, please! Somebody help me!"

  •  "I guess I'm your new partner"

  •  "Oh my god! Are you okay?"

 



andhungry:

halloween pick-up line sentence starters.

taken from various places on the internet because who doesn’t wanna flirt with a ghost? no one, that’s who.

  • ❝  I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?  ❞
  • ❝  You’re the most boo-tiful ghost I’ve seen all night!  ❞
  • ❝  You look so good, you’re making my crotch rise from the dead.   ❞
  • ❝  If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first.  ❞
  • ❝  You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!  ❞
  • ❝  You must be a ghost, because you’ve been haunting my dreams.  ❞
  • ❝  Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?  ❞
  • ❝  You are dead sexy. Literally.  ❞
  • ❝  That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.  ❞
  • ❝  Hello there, boo-tiful!  ❞
  • ❝  You wanna take a ride on my broomstick?  ❞
  • ❝  Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!  ❞
  • ❝  You must love Halloween! You don’t need to change to dress up as an angel.  ❞
  • ❝  I hear this house is haunted, we better stick together.  ❞
  • ❝  What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?  ❞
  • ❝  All these ghosts and I still don’t have a boo.  ❞
  • ❝  Want to find out what I turn into at midnight?  ❞
  • ❝  If you were a jack-o’-lantern, I’d totally light your candle.  ❞
  • ❝  I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.  ❞
  • ❝  I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.  ❞
  • ❝  Your costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off?  ❞
 



nxtsoordinary

[text: Kavinsky] I know you’re not. You just like to act like you are.

     He probably would scream, but he wasn’t about to admit that to Kavinsky. The guy already saw him as a weak enough human being. Anyway, who truly knew what they would be like in a situation until it truly happened?

[text: Kavinsky] Oh, good. That’s comforting. 
[text: Kavinsky] I get that. You’ve got enough to deal with for yourself, right?

[ msg:   dick the third ]    i wonder why that is.

        kavinsky smiles– an actual, genuine smile, & he’s glad that prokopenko or any of his other pack members are around to see such a rare sight.    he had perhaps underestimated how clever gansey really was.    joey had always acted stupid– it was a shield, it weeded out the undesirables, the people who were too stupid to actually OBSERVE.   the only few who had seen through the stupid act were his boys.    & now apparently gansey.    what an odd situation this has become– he’s actually sort of.. glad that the only thing he’s done today is hit his bong & take a few dabs.    because if he’d had coke pumping through his system now, this would be an entirely DIFFERENT conversation.

[ msg:   dick the third ]    i’ve a few things that require my actual attention, yes.

    whoever said that henrietta was his kingdom was an IMBECILE.   he has an EMPIRE, passed down to him by his father– over half of camden & a quarter of philadelphia.    though, handling the assets & everything that came with owning so much territory wasn’t his ACTUAL responsibility until he turned twenty - one, or if his mother was to become incompetent in handling the estates.    at least, that’s what he had been told, sitting in a lawyer’s office at fifteen right after his father had been placed six feet under.    afterwards, his mother had told him;  i don’t know how to place that sullen look of yours, i haven’t a clue if you’re lost or disinterested.    & he had responded, in sharp bulgarian;  the word you’re looking for is ‘ withdrawn.    once they had returned home, his mother had handed him all the folders & told him she was going out with some actor friend of hers & to not wait up.

[ msg:   dick the third ]    i’m sure you understand that, though, coming from a family such as yours.

 



Things I’ve heard on campus, Sentence Starter Style 

occasionalrpmemes:

“Forget the threesome. I just want to join your detective agency.”

“No, look, I’m not saying we should rob the anthropological museum, it’s just that… okay. Maybe I’m saying we should rob the museum a little bit.”

“What if we killed all our citizens, but we fixed the public transportation system?”

“Listen. There’s a pit behind the cafeteria building. And I want you to meet me in it.”

“How many ways to you think there are to evade the library staff forever?”

“I’m sorry I gave your vertebra to someone else.”

“No. Sorry, no. It was a great plan until you got to the- the whole harpoon bit, but…”

“You know, we don’t need to be handcuffed together through our entire lunch.”

“Your dedication to this dance is both impressive and unsettling.”

“I’m not bitter. I’m just saying that if you checked your damn texts more often, maybe I wouldn’t have been trapped naked in the sports center for an hour last night.”

“WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME DEER BONES”

“Consummatum fucking est, mate.”

“Word of advice: Don’t nod while someone is holding a knife to your throat.”

“Do you have to wiggle like that?”

“You told me to do it. You told me you wanted it done. You didn’t tell me how.”

“Okay but can we talk about how your hand seems to be covered in blood?”

“I can hear your heartbeat. You’re alive.”

 



Hocus Pocus sentence starters 

decoorous:

‘ Oh, look. another glorious morning. makes me sick! ‘
‘ Must’ve been an imp. ‘
’ Bring to a full rolling bubble. Add two drops oil of boil.’
‘ I got him. I knew I smelled a boy! ‘
‘ Boys will love me! ‘
‘ Let’s barbecue and fillet him. ‘
‘ Daughters of darkness! ‘
‘ Witches? Uh, there be no witches here, sir! ‘
‘ Don’t get your knickers in a twist! ‘
‘ Cat’s got my tongue. ‘
‘ This is– This is terribly uncomfortable. ‘
‘ Ah! Fools! All of you! ‘
‘ Gimme a break. ‘
‘ But everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. ‘
‘ It’s a conspiracy. ‘
‘ Not even on Halloween? ‘
‘ Especially not on Halloween. ‘
‘ Trick or treat. ‘
‘ I can’t believe you made me move here! ‘
‘ I scared you, I scared you! ‘
‘ Don’t be such a crab! ‘
‘ I’ll get lost! ‘
‘ it’s a full moon outside! The weirdos are out! ‘
‘ The old days are dead. ‘
‘ The bewitching hour is about to begin! ‘
‘ Isn’t that a scary witch? ‘
‘ Drop dead. Moron. ‘
‘ Ooh, tough guy! ‘
‘ Everybody pays the toll. ‘
‘ Stuff it, zitface. ‘
‘ You should’ve punched him. ‘
‘ He would’ve killed me. ‘
‘ At least you would’ve died like a man. ‘
‘ I love your costume. ‘
‘ you mean the Sanderson Sisters? ‘
‘ With tights, or it’s no deal. ‘
‘ Here’s the original cauldron. ‘
‘ This is the spell book of Winifred Sanderson. ‘
‘ The book is bound in human skin… ‘
‘ It’s the black fame candle. ‘
‘ Stupid cat! ‘
‘ It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus. ‘
‘ A virgin… lit the candle. ‘
‘ My curse worked perfectly! ‘
‘ That’s because thou art perfect. ‘
‘ I knew I left this cauldron on. ‘
‘ My lucky rat tail! ‘
‘ Oh, stay for supper. ‘
‘ so she poisoned him and sewed his mouth shut with a dull needle. ‘
‘ Huh. So the legends are true. ‘
‘ I hate Halloween. ‘
‘ Man, this is the worst night of the year. ‘
‘ What a pretty spider. ‘
‘ Dost thou comprehend? ‘
‘ Nice going, airhead. ‘
‘ I’ll be thy friend. ‘
‘ Come to Mommy! ‘
‘ They can’t touch us here, right? ‘
‘ Oh, cheese and crust! ‘
‘ Damn, damn, double damn! ‘
‘ I suggest we form a calming circle. ‘
‘ I am calm! ‘
‘ Thou art not being honest with thyself ‘
‘ Bubble, bubble, I’m in trouble. ‘
‘ anybody ever tell you you’re very easy on the eyes? ‘
‘ I hate it when that happens. ‘
‘ Don’t step on my tail! ‘
‘ would thou dance with me? ‘
‘ 'Tis the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark. ‘
‘ i put a spell on you ‘
‘ It is a prison for children. ‘
‘ It’s warm in here. ‘
‘ you were in the back, dancing idiotically. ‘
‘ My parents are gonna kill me. ‘
‘ Something’s not right. ‘
‘ you thundering oafs! ‘
‘ She really hurt my feelings. ‘
‘ just don’t breathe on me. ‘
‘ Go to hell! ‘
‘ Oh, I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely. ‘
‘ All right, you little trollimog. ‘
‘ This’ll teach ya to call people ugly! ‘
‘ I love you, jerkface. ‘


 



CALLING ALL CURIOUS ANONS! 

promptsareus:

Send me a question you have always wanted to know about my muse.

 



Title: Paranoia
Artist: Chance The Rapper
Played: 0 times


 



"there’s a boy and he smells like blood
all broken bones and shattered teeth
and god knows if you fall at his feet
you won’t ever see him weak"
 

      — andrew minyard doesn’t sleep (via greysummers)  



nxtsoordinary

[text: Kavinsky] Another SAT word. Never mind.
[text: Kavinsky] Your dream couldn’t have been more wrong. First of all, I wouldn’t be screaming if I was shot.
[text: Kavinsky] Second of all, you bleed out of the femoral artery pretty fast, so.
[text: Kavinsky] Uh, okay. Noted.

[ msg:   dick the third ]    i know what the fuck morals are, asshole, i’m not as stupid as you think.
[ msg:   dick the third ]    oh well, big mighty gansey wouldn’t scream after being shot, what a shocker, sorry my dreams don’t know you that well
[ msg:   dick the third ]    and it’s not like i’ve ever seen someone bleed out from a femoral wound, so
[ msg:   dick the third ]    look, all i’m saying is you don’t have to worry, because if i killed you, it’d be another mess for me to clean, and i don’t want that.

 



Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to... 


  • ♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

  • ♕: Holding hands

  • ♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

  • ♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.

  • ♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort

  • ♙: Sharing a bed

  • ♚: Head scratches

  • ♛: Sharing a dessert

  • ♜: Shoulder rubs

  • ♝: Reading a book together

  • ♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

  • ♟: Patching up a wound

  • ♤: Taking a bath together

  • ♧: Your muse playing with their hair

  • ♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

  • ♢: Forehead or cheek kisses

  • ♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

  • ♣: Back scratches

  • ♥: Your muse crying about something

  • ♦: Slow dancing

 



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