nxtsoordinary

[text: Kavinsky] I wouldn’t know. You are a mystery, Kavinsky.

     This was strange. This was too… civil a conversation for it to be real. Maybe someone had taken Kavinsky’s phone. But then, weird though the conversation was, it was kind of refreshing, too. Gansey would never assume he’d actually have the chance to know the real person behind that drug addict-drunkard attitude that Kavinsky lived on every day, but it was nice to be able to speak to him like they were two peers rather than enemies. He hated it when people didn’t like him. And he didn’t know why Kavinsky was the way he was, but he could tell the kid was intelligent, that he could be worth so much more. Don’t bother, Gansey. He’s not going to want your help. He’s not like the others.

[text: Kavinsky] That crew of yours seems like a handful. But I get it, yeah.
[text: Kavinsky] How are you doing in school, anyway? I can’t wait for graduation.

     Well, so much for not bothering. This was even weirder than he’d thought it was. Kavinsky was probably going to start laughing and berating him at any moment. Ronan would be doing the same if he were reading these texts.

_{[ msg:   dick the third ]    not if you know how to look.}

         _{the trick to knowing how to look was that there was no trick.    it was all right on his sleeve, you just had to be looking at him in the right moment.   those vulnerable, sad moments that happen more often than not.    the moments where his face drops & you can see what a train wreck he is.   a teenager with the mind of a forty year old & the innocent, misleading face of a KID.     so what if he was a little crazy ??    so what if he uses drugs & sex & adrenaline rushes to cope ??   he kind of has the RIGHT to.}

     _{he thinks, for a moment, that he wouldn’t mind letting gansey see that side of him.    the real part of himself.    the person he can become at any moment to please a crowd or impress a judge.    the man joseph kavinsky was SUPPOSED to be, the man he had every chance to make himself into.    but he doesn’t see it happening.    it isn’t that he hates gansey– a little jealous, maybe, & the guy can be kind of a stick in the mud– it’s that he doesn’t want to be added to his collection of broken toys.    it wouldn’t work.    they were both K I N G S & a formal alliance wasn’t something he saw in their future.    gansey HELPING him wasn’t a thing he saw in their future.}

_{[ msg:   dick the third ]    i don’t worry about them too much, they’re well - behaved for the most part.}

       _{joey wasn’t expecting THAT.   how are you doing in school.    how was he doing in school ??    in a shocking turn of events: better than ronan.    but he wasn’t going to explain that miracle, especially not to gansey.    a part of him is laughing hysterically, but he wants to keep this conversation going civil– he wants to see how long he can keep this up.    another part of him is also curious as to how a normal conversation with gansey actually works.}

_{[ msg:   dick the third ]    well i haven’t been kicked out yet, so i guess i’m doing well.
[ msg:   dick the third ]    i, personally, just can’t wait to get the fuck out of this town.   bigger things await, y’know ?}

Run Away With Me 

becauseofgansey:

@jerseytrcsh

Ronan had done enough sobbing in his BMW alone to last a lifetime over the past few weeks since discovering his father’s limp and bloody body outside of their home. He’d soaked his steering wheel with tears after the funeral. He’d come out to the car to cry when his mother refused to wake up. He’d sobbed when he learned from his father’s will that he was no longer allowed to even step foot on the property of the only home he’s ever known again. Ronan had also done his fair share of screaming at Declan whenever he tried to solve this with words when the will fell into his hands, giving him all the control over the money that his father left for them, letting Declan set up rules as to how he can get it, rules like staying in school and ridiculous things that Ronan can’t fucking think about right now because his father is dead. Declan even wanted to convince Ronan to move onto Aglionby’s campus housing, as if Ronan wanted to spend anymore damn time near that school than absolutely necessary. 

Now he was done, he was done crying. He swore he read somewhere that you can only cry so many tears in one day and Ronan was sure that he’d reached his limit for the next three years. So he put the key in the ignition now that he could see clearly and he tore out of the parking lot of whatever mom and pop store he’d been sitting at having his fourteenth emotional breakdown that week far away from where his brothers could see. He takes off in the only direction that makes any goddamn sense right now. 

He heads towards Joseph Goddamn Kavinsky’s mansion. 

When he gets there, he doesn’t even bother knocking, either Joey or his mother or the both of them have a death wish because they never bother locking the door. “Joey!” He shouts into the ridiculously large home. “Joey, we’re leaving. We’re leaving just grab all your shit and put it in my car, we’re going away.” 

musicmovesyou:

Don’t be scared, it’s just music.

second presidential debate starters ! 

yekaterinaslav:

• ^{the night really belongs to the people in this room} 
  
• ^{our country really is great because we are good.}
  
• ^{i will knock the hell out of ISIS, we’re going to defeat ISIS. ISIS happened a number of years ago in a vacuum that was left because of bad judgment and i will tell you i will take care of ISIS !}
• ^{i have great respect for women. nobody has more respect for women than i do !}
• ^{so, she’s allowed to do that but I’m not allowed to respond. sounds fair, sounds fair…!}
  
• ^{well, first, let me start by saying that so much of what he just said is not right.}
  
• ^{and i’ll tell you what, i didn’t think i’d say this, but i’m going to say it, and i hate to say it. but if i win, i am going to instruct my attorney general to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation because there has never been so many lies, so much deception. there has never been anything like it ! and we’re going to have a special prosecutor !}
  
• ^{it’s just awfully good that someone with the temperament of donald trump is not in charge of the law in our country.}
  
• ^{because you’d be in jail !}
  
• ^{please do not applaud. you’re just wasting time.}
  
• ^{and yet she didn’t know the letter “C” on a document ! right? she didn’t even know what that word – what that letter meant ! you know, it’s amazing !}
  
• ^{it’s nice - it’s one on three !}
  
• ^{no, i’m a gentleman. [muse], go ahead.}
  
• ^{your rates going up by numbers that no one has ever believed !}
  
• ^{unless you get hit by a truck, you are never going to be able to use it !}
  
• ^{well, i’ll tell you what it means. you’re going to have plans that are so good !}
  
• ^{no, answer the question.} 
• ^{well, as i recall, that was something i said about abraham lincoln after having seen the wonderful steven spielberg movie called lincoln.}
  
• ^{well, i think i should respond because, so ridiculous. look, now she’s blaming - she got caught in a total lie her papers went out to all her friends at the banks, goldman sachs and everybody else, and she said things, WikiLeaks that just came out and she lied. now she’s blaming the lie on the late great abraham lincoln. that’s one that I haven’t - okay honest abe never lied. that’s the good thing that’s a big difference between abraham lincoln and you. that’s a big big difference, we’re talking about some difference.} 
• ^{but as far as other elements of what she was saying i don’t know putin. i think would be great if we got along with russia because we could fight ISIS together as an example. but i don’t know putin. but i notice anytime anything wrong happens they like to say the russians we don’t know if it’s russian. she doesn’t know if it’s the russians doing the hacking, maybe there is no hacking. but they always blame russia and the reason they blame russia because they think they are trying to tarnish me with russia.} 
• ^{i know nothing about russia.} 
• ^{can you say how many years you have avoided paying personal federal income taxes?}
  
• ^no.
• ^{does [muse] have the discipline to be a good leader?}
  
• ^no.
• ^{i’m shocked to hear that.}
  
• ^{you mentioned a sex tape.}
  
• ^{i think it’s such a great question, because energy is under siege by the obama administration. under absolute siege. the EPA - the environmental protection agency -  is killing these energy companies. and foreign companies are now coming in, buying so many of our different plants and then rejiggering the plant so they can take care of their oil. we are killing, absolutely killing our energy business in this country.}
  
• ^{china dumping vast amounts of steel over the united states, which essentially is killing our steel workers.}
•    ^{well, that was very interesting.}

rping w me 101 

• me: finally drops some fluff after 363738 years of angst


• partner: oh my god that's so cute they're so happy aw c':


• me: ok....ok....but get this


• me: what if something went terribly wrong

resembledmess:

here’s a list of some plots that i really really want. i’ve credited the original posts where i’ve gotten most of these from!

age gap aus: (cr.)

• You live in my building and are so attractive let me always offer to carry your things up the stairs since the elevator is broken in hopes you’ll invite me in.
  
• I’m a new Intern and my boss’s spouse is super foxy.
  
• You’re an 800 year old vampire and I just turned 18.
• I’m in desperate need for some cash so I became a Sugarbaby.
• You’re my parent’s boss and I accepted your advances because I didn’t want them to get fired but you actually were just interested in me and you’re sorta cool.
  
• We met online, hooked up and it turns out you’re my best friend’s aunt/uncle.
  

secretly dating/fucking aus: (cr.)

• I’m your boss’s child.
  
• You’re a really close friend of my sibling/parent/cousin/roommate but we also really hit it off?
• We’re coworkers and usually that wouldn’t be a problem but I’m your boss, so stop looking at me like that.
  
• You’re my RA and you signed a contract saying you wouldn’t hook up with your residents but can we overlook that for just tonight? and next week? and for the rest of the semester, maybe?
• We hooked up after the office party even though there’s a strict no dating rule and honestly? we shouldn’t keep doing this but it was really fun.
  

soulmate aus: (cr.) / (cr.)

• All of your dreams are your soulmate’s most significant memories from that given day.
  
• Your soulmate’s hair color is the color of your eyes. the color of your eyes also changes to match the color of their hair if they dye it.
  
• You wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them.
  

apartment aus: (cr.) / (cr.) / (cr.)

• Your apartment is next to/above mine and I can hear you and your partner dancing and singing and the bed moving and you two laughing and talking in hussed tones and it won’t let me sleep so I bitch about it to you 24/7 and one day it stops and one day turns to one week and then months and I haven’t seen you smile in forever please let me in, I’ve been knocking for ten minutes.
• I walked in on your ex yelling at you so you grabbed me and kissed me  so she’d go away and I’m kind of freaked out I literally just met you last week.
  
• I accidentally took your laundry but just so you know you have awesome taste in underwear.
  
• The walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbor.
  
• One person keeps showing up at the others place because they claim there’s always pokemon lurking there but really they just have a massive crush and wants to see them all the time.
  

famous aus: (cr.) / (cr.) / (cr.)

• Plot where muse a is famous as fuck and creates a fake fan account on twitter/tumblr to feel kinda closer to fans and it’s all good and no one really knows it’s him and he’s getting to know what fans want from him but then enters muse b, who’s so completely in love with muse a and his music. The two begin to talk and they become friends and soon they’re texting constantly and she tells him everything and fangirls about her idol to him and they’ve both caught feelings really badly. So one day muse b gets a little scared that she’s being catfished so she asks muse a to video call her. Out of fear of losing her, he agrees and, surprise bitch, it’s her fucking idol.
  
• We’re bandmates and we’re both straight as fuck but we’re currently on tour and it’s been a busy six months with hardly any time to go out and meet people, wanna hook up? It’s better than nothing, right? — But oh shit we’ve been at it for two months and the sex doesn’t really feel meaningless anymore and I have no idea what to do because aren’t we supposed to be straight?
  
• I’m a radio host who indirectly mentions you and flirts with you on my show but you’re so goddamn clueless, please just notice me I’m so desperate for you it’s kind of sad.

wiltingflcwer:

ghostling:

H O R R O R . P R O M P T S

• “I just got back from the cemetery.”
• “I swear I just saw someone… or something looking in my window.”
• “I know I closed the damn closet door, but it keeps opening! Please tell me this is just some kind of joke you keep pulling.”
• “What’s behind you in these pictures…?”
• “Apparently like 20 years ago, some girl slaughtered her family in the basement.”
• “I think there’s something about this house that you’re not telling me.”
• “I keep hearing noises coming from the attic…”
• “I know what I saw, and whatever is in the basement… it’s not human!”
• “I didn’t have time to see what it was! I just got the hell out of there!”
• “Whose grave were you bringing flowers to…?”
• “The electricity guy said there was absolutely nothing wrong – and yet, the lights always flicker on at 2am. Explain that to me?”
• “Why don’t you spend the night in that house ‘alone’, then try to convince me that you don’t believe in ghosts.”
• “Y-you don’t understand, he didn’t have a face!”
• “I had a dream that I killed you.”
• “Ah, yes… the room you’re staying in. It’s a paranormal hot spot, apparently.”
• “I keep hearing whispers at night… I-I can’t sleep!”
• “There was something else in there with me, I’m not going back to that house.”
• “Come on, it’s just an urban legend…”
• “Are you trying to tell me I’ve been sleeping in a dead girl’s room!?”
• “I keep getting the feeling that someone is following me.”
• “Don’t panic… but I think there’s someone else in the house.”
• “I can still feel her/his ghost, and it’s killing me…”
• “There’s something growling in the basement… could you, uh… check it out for me?”
• “Can you just… can you please check the closet?”
• “P-please… put the knife down.”
• “I bought this haunted ring on eBay!”
• “No, no, no – run!”
• “I didn’t forward one of those freaky chain letters and now I keep hearing the laughter of children coming from my hallways at night.”
• “The dead are all around us…”
• “She’s dead! She’s dead and yet I keep seeing her, everywhere!”
• “There’s something breathing under the bed…”
• “You can’t tell me you don’t believe in ghosts after all we’ve been through.”
• “I saw something I wasn’t supposed to see, something… that wasn’t supposed to be here.”
• “Maybe an exorcism is in order…?”
• “I woke up, and it was j-just… staring at me.”
• “He was there, then like a second later he literally vanished! I saw it happen!”
• “I like the ghosts here… they keep me company.”
• “You can’t honestly tell me you’re in love with a dead girl.”
• “Wasn’t someone murdered in this house? Why are we here?”
• “If dying means being with him/her, kill me. I’d be happier that way.”
• “Ghosts aren’t real. You need help.”
• “…what do you mean we didn’t talk last night? You came over, you were here.”
• “You saw something you weren’t supposed to see. And now… now you know what has to be done.”
• “I’m pretty sure my toaster’s haunted.”
• “What’s wrong with you? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
• “Don’t! Don’t you dare open that door!”
• “I visited his/her grave for the first time today…”
• “Something terrible happened here, didn’t it?”
• “Wh-why do you have a knife…?”
• “You’re all bloody, what happened!?”
• “You know that book from The Evil Dead? Yeah, well… I’m pretty sure we found something pretty damn similar to it.”
• “You’re bleeding…”
• “How can you not see it…? I’m dead! I’ve been dead for years!”
• “I’ve always wanted to see you choking on your own blood.”
• “I’m sorry, I’m busy Friday with the… funeral and all.”
• “I’ll never forget the sound of his screaming.”
• “From the looks of it, the afterlife is a lot more fun than this.”
• “Legend has it that you can still hear her crying for her lover in the dead of night.”
• “I want to be dead, too.”
• “Well don’t you look lovely, all covered in blood.”
• “Whoa – wait! Please don’t go down there… let’s just get out of here, please?”
• “You played with a Ouija board!?”
• “Me and some friends played with a Ouija board the other night… and things have been a little strange since then.”
• “There’s so much negative energy in this house… do you know if someone died here?”
• “You’re always hanging out in cemeteries… and yeah, it’s kinda creepy.”
• “They just don’t believe like they used to…”
• “I will haunt you until the end of time.”

readyforyours:

memeroundups:

Confrontation! Sentence Memes

• You don’t think of anyone but yourself.
  
• Admit it, you’re scared aren’t you?
  
• You’re out of control!
• I hardly ever recognize you anymore, you’ve changed.
• You spend all your time locked up doing lord knows what!
• Don’t sneak up on me like that.
• I heard the commotion last night… it must of been a terrible dream.
• Listen, about last night…
• Here’s a tip, stop hiding behind excuses each time someone is worried about you.
• Why are you alone most of the time?
• Weren’t you friends with them?
• Aren’t you tired of lying to yourself?
• I should have known better… than to be fooled by you.
• You’re pretty satisfied with serving on your knees most of the time, huh?
• Quit getting in my face.
• I’m warning you, get off my back.
• I didn’t need your help.
• You say you don’t recognize me, but you’re the one who’s changed.
• When will you quit pretending to care? I’m tired of your lip service.
• You can’t stand being next to me. Why is that?
• Not everyone is going to leave you, but not everyone is going to stay.
• You’re gonna get nothing but sass from me if you don’t change the topic.
• How many have you killed?
• What if they catch you?
• This is dangerous…
• I know you didn’t have the best relationship with your father/mother…
• You’re tired of fighting, aren’t you?
• What have you ever gotten out of this?
• They’re using you. 
• I was only using you.
• I’ve known your secret this entire time.
• Do you really think no one will find out?
• Someone is bound to see the true you and I’ll be there for your reckoning.
• You only push me away. Let me help.
• Are you suggesting we commit treason?
• Stop. I won’t have these unnecessary misgivings. Focus on your task.
• Your skepticism is easy to read. What is it that you’re doubting?
• In the end, you’ve only gotten more pain. I’m sick of this.
• You’re going to run away?
• Make no mistake, we’re not friends.
• You’re low. Lower than scum.
• I’m only helping you this once.
• Be a little more grateful about my help, you would of been a goner.
• You can’t do this alone, let me go with you.
• You keep can’t doing this yourself, let me intervene I’m sure we can resolve this.
• You keep being singled out, it isn’t fair.
• Quit mothering me, I said I’ve got this under control.
• Maybe you should stop worrying about me and look at yourself first.
• Help me? You could hardly help yourself.
• Of course making friends would be easy for you, you’re eager to please.
• You really are an emotionless robot.
• Don’t touch me.
• Get out.
• Get away from them!
• Watch out!
• You’re in danger.
• Your loved one is in danger.
• If you won’t do it, I’m sure your friend wouldn’t mind being in your place.
• Please. Talk to me.
• Don’t you ever say that again.
• Shut up!
• Let go of me.
• Tell them how you really feel.
• You’re not fooling anyone with your haughty display of strength.
• Tell me where it is.
•  You said you’d never lie to me.
• There’s nothing wrong in doing what is absolutely necessary. The ends justify the means.
  
• You obey order without question, you’re just a docile dog aren’t you? No, maybe a pup.
  
• Maybe if you stopped being such an ice queen people would enjoy being around you.